"En gång vann Zlatan över Mona Lisa i en stirrtävling."

Zlatan har blivit den nya Chuck Norris, bara det är ironiskt. Twitterkontot Zlatan Facts har gjort myten om Zlatan till en hel humorrörelse med oneliners som "Zlatan väcker sin egen väckarklocka" och "Zlatan står snabbare än vad du springer".

Amerikanska Bleach Report satte sig ner med Zlatan själv för att läsa några av de bästa.

Mer fantastisk Zlatan-fakta:

Zlatan assisted the nurses during his birth. #ZlatanFacts

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) 22 juni 2015

At school, teachers had to raise their hands to speak to Zlatan. #ZlatanFacts

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) 26 maj 2015

When Zlatan left home as a teenager, he turned to his father and said "you are the man of the house now" #ZlatanFacts

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) 6 april 2015

Zlatan can cut through a hot knife with butter. #ZlatanFacts

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) 25 juni 2015

Zlatan once visited the Virgin Islands. They are now The Islands. #ZlatanFacts

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) 23 april 2015

Zlatan starts a fire by rubbing two ice cubes together. #ZlatanFacts

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) 28 juni 2015

Zlatan once went to a movie, and it watched him for two hours. #ZlatanFacts

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) 24 juni 2015

Ghosts sit around camp fires & tell each other Zlatan stories. #ZlatanFacts

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) 30 april 2015

A policeman once pulled Zlatan over. Zlatan let the policeman off with just a warning. #ZlatanFacts

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) 11 juni 2015

There used to be a street in Sweden named after Zlatan but it had to be changed because nobody crosses Zlatan and lives. #ZlatanFacts

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) 13 maj 2015

Zlatan does not walk, the earth moves beneath his feet. #ZlatanFacts

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) 30 maj 2015

When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Zlatan. #ZlatanFacts

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) 19 maj 2015

Zlatan lost his virginity before his dad. #ZlatanFacts

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) 25 april 2015

Zlatan never lies, the truth is wrong. #ZlatanFacts

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) 28 maj 2015

Zlatan once came to training late so The manager punished all the other players for coming early. #ZlatanFacts

— Zlatan Facts (@ZIatanFacts) 30 mars 2015

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